You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.You really are a heel.You're as cuddly as a cactus,You're as charming as an eel.Mr. Grinch.You're a bad bananaWith a greasy black peel.You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.Your heart's an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders,You've got garlic in your soul.Mr. Grinch.I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.You have termites in your smile.You have all the tender sweetnessOf a seasick crocodile.Mr. Grinch.Given the choice between the two of youI'd take the seasick crocodile.You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.You're a nasty, wasty skunk.Your heart is full of unwashed socksYour soul is full of gunk.Mr. Grinch.The three words that best describe you,are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.You're the king of sinful sots.Your heart's a dead tomato splotWith moldy purple spots,Mr. Grinch.Your soul is an apalling dump heapoverflowing with the most disgraceful assortmentof deplorable rubbish imaginable,Mangled up in tangled up knots.You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.With a nauseaus super-naus.You're a crooked jerky jockeyAnd you drive a crooked horse.Mr. Grinch.You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwichWith arsenic sauce.
One of my favorite LOL songs! Wo, you are captivating.
Happy New Year, Wo.
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